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When Men Change Diapers by ~piklagr:iconpiklagr:



                  Sasuke and Sakura are married and have a baby named Mashi. Sakura was at the market getting the groceries and Sasuke was alone with Mashi. Mashi at the moment was in his play pin well playing. You could hear him giggling.

                 All of a sudden Sasuke smelled a very horrible scent.  It came from Mashi ‘aw man Sakura didn’t tell me how to change his diaper,’ Sasuke thought.  Sasuke grabbed the phone and went in the nursery.

                 While he was walking towards the nursery he called somebody “Hey get over here,” Sasuke said over the phone then hang up.  After a while a knock came from the door. There stood Naruto wear his big goofy grin.

                  “What you need,” Naruto asked, “Mashi needs a diaper change.”  All of a sudden Naruto was on the floor holding his stomach laughing hysterically. After a moment to catch his breath “that’s funny but what makes you think I can change diaper? Why don’t you ask Sakura to do it?”

                  “Well Hinata's due soon and you and I need practice, and Sakura's buying groceries,” Sasuke replied then Mashi started crying probably due to a full diaper. At that sound they both ran to the room. Sasuke was trying to calm down Mashi and Naruto was on the phone “Hey Shikamaru!”

                    “How come whenever you call it still feels like your right here and screaming in my ear, what do you want?”  Then Naruto replied “Hey can you come over to Sasuke and come change Mashi's diap-.”  Then Shikamaru hung up and Naruto said “I don’t think Shikamaru’s going to help us.”

                   Temari and Shikamaru have a baby boy so they figured. “Anyway let’s just try.” As soon as they opened the diaper.  Naruto and Sasuke both fell to the floor then in raspy voices Naruto Said “Someone open a window and get some air freshener,” then they both fainted.

                    When Sakura came home she yelled for Sasuke but heard Mashi crying so she quickly put the groceries down and ran to the nursery. “Sasuke, Naruto!?” She yelled.  She quickly changed Mashi’s diaper and put him in the crib.

                     Then she put Naruto and Sasuke on the couch. Naruto woke up and went home to Hinata. A few minutes after Sasuke woke up his head was on Sakura's lap. "So i can tell you had a fun," Sakura said "Next time I need a Hazmat suit," Sasuke replied while Sakura just laughed.
©2008-2009 ~piklagr
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the hazmat idea a man was actually wearing a hazmat suit to change the babies diaper i thought it would be a good idea
lol!
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:rofl::rofl:
this is too good

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Do NOT make fun of Sasuke, since he is hot :blush: and Smexy, and yes, I\'m a Fan girl!!!!

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Sasuke Lover Talking to You Right Now ;p

90% sasusaku fan!!!!!!!:D
10% narusaku fan

Do NOT make fun of Sasuke, since he is hot :blush: and Smexy, and yes, I\'m a Fan girl!!!!

and if u make fun of sasuke-kun :threaten: :matrixfight:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::D LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh...yea sorry if it sounds like im makin fun of it but trust me im not i luv it
its just incredibly funny cuz i can actually imagine them doin it

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Yuutsu na omoi wa sora ni tokashite ikou
Atsui jaketto nugisute hashiri dashitanda dakara 6, 7, 8
Nai kaze fukasete ima tobi dashite GO!
i didn't think you were making fun of it :glomp:

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